posted 9 hours ago via pizza · © burgerkid with 92,887 notes

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

#me

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

posted 13 hours ago via pizza · © crrocs with 228,115 notes

crrocs:

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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