posted 2 days ago via pizza · © wallflo-er with 87,194 notes

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

self-loved:

next time you feel bad about yourself just buy some hot ass underwear

xalifornia:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

posted 2 days ago via pizza · © wars3 with 417,758 notes

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

posted 4 days ago via pizza · © burgerkid with 102,415 notes

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

posted 5 days ago via pizza · © evabadon with 350,999 notes

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

posted 5 days ago via pizza · © wanksclub with 238,180 notes

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

thewicked-eternity